wugs:

iamladyloki:

deverassupimpa:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

lostfrostprince:

spaceopium:

Assembled by *T1mco

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

COULSON

CLARK

internet-boy:

what if when you go to hell its a bunch of filing cabinets filled with every fanfiction youve ever read and you have to spend the rest of eternity listening to your mother read them out loud to you

between-rage-and-serenity:

because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.

Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

but it could be a velociraptor.

thinkbyfeeling:

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

YOU CAN DO SIDE BENDS OR SIT-UPS or really whatever you enjoy because exercise is a personal choice like everything else to do with your health.

iamariyah:

mynameisgrey:

t0rchwood:

Me and Karen often call him the Moff, bit like the Hoff, but clever and Scottish and pale. He’s a bad but funny dancer, and he has a sort of wonderful pensity to be brilliantly cantankerous about the world, which is one of the things I love about him. He makes me laugh, I hope he keeps fighting for many years to come.

↪Matt Smith on Steven Moffat

#HAHAHAHAHA MATT IN A SUIT TRYING TO LOOK LIKE AN ADULT MAN ACTING LIKE A PROFESSIONAL SERIOUS HUMANPERSON HAHAHA #LOOK AT YOU IT’S LIKE YOU CAN BARELY CONTROL YOUR LIMBS AT THIS POINT AND BENEDICT’S ENTIRE BODY HAS TO AVOID GETTING HIT IN THE FACE BY YOU #AND THEN YOUR FACE AND YOUR HAIR AREN’T HELPING OH GOD HOLY GOD OH MY GOD I CANT

THIS ^

wrenthewhitetrashprincess:

lol

therealfoxxcub:

marielikestodraw:

O_______o

I’m gonna be in my bunk. JFC.

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